And not 12 hours after I said that I need to lay off Moises Alou as he IS the charger member of the Ex-Expos ZhupairZhtahs, he will be having an MRI after a particularly strenuous two at-bats yesterday.

Look, it’s rapidly becoming obvious that the team can’t rely on Moises Alou to give them 100 games this season (or, at this rate, even 80) so maybe it’s about time to buy him out and find a replacement? Let’s start calling the Reds and see how available Adam Dunn is.